{"id":17,"date":"2003-06-05T15:12:00","date_gmt":"2003-06-05T19:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.themoonhoax.seanglennon.com\/main\/?p=15"},"modified":"2003-06-05T15:12:00","modified_gmt":"2003-06-05T19:12:00","slug":"15","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.themoonhoax.com\/?p=17","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Went to Newbury Comics yesterday afternoon looking for the new Gillian Welch CD, &#8220;Soul Journey&#8221; (fine disc &#8212; or so it seems on two spins &#8212; but what a friggin&#8217; awful title; this, I suppose, it one of the pitfalls of doing things on your own, no A&#038;R guy to tell you to add a chorus to some song that doesn&#8217;t need one because it&#8217;ll sound like a single that way, but no A&#038;R guy to tell say, &#8220;That&#8217;s one sucky record title you&#8217;ve got there&#8221;) and any Appendix Out discs I could get my hands on. A friend recently got me listening to Alasdair Roberts, who fronts Appendix Out, and his stuff is fairly amazing. Bit like a Scots Will Oldham (not surprising, given that he idolizes Oldham\/made an EP with Oldham and Jason Molina of Songs: Ohia a couple years back). I picked up the only Appendix Out disc they had in stock, &#8220;The Night is Advancing&#8221; and so far (one spin) I like it a good bit. <\/p>\n<p>Of course, none of this has much if anything to do with where I was going when I started out here. And I don&#8217;t feel like writing some clever transition, so I&#8217;ll just make an abrupt left turn. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m in the store and I&#8217;m listening to something playing over the house system that&#8217;s just awful beyond all belief. Covers and traditionals rendered in faux down-home style. Like the singer thinks he&#8217;s Dylan, but he&#8217;s totally missing the point. And I&#8217;m thinking, &#8220;Christ, this sounds like John Mellencamp. But it can&#8217;t be. He&#8217;s too talented to make a record like this. Hell, even in his worst moments he&#8217;s way better than this.&#8221; As it happens, I was wrong about that last bit. In his worst moments, he sounds like a totally spent roots rocker who can&#8217;t figure out what to do with himself &#8212; nor even that he ought to have quit while he was ahead. It&#8217;s a brand new record. It&#8217;s called &#8220;Trouble No More.&#8221; And I hope beyond hope that I never hear a note of it again. <\/p>\n<p>I kid you not, this disc chased me right out of the store. I was all set to do some shopping around, maybe locate a few other discs I&#8217;ve been meaning to check out. But after about 20 minutes of Mellencamp murdering songs like Skeeter Davis&#8217;s &#8220;End of the World&#8221; (OK, not the worst version of that song I&#8217;ve ever heard, but pretty bad just the same) and Lucinda Williams&#8217; &#8220;Lafayette&#8221; (my heart breaks for poor Lucinda), I just brought my selections to the register, paid up and booked it out of there as quickly as I could. And please don&#8217;t get me wrong, I actually dig John Mellencamp (liked him when he was John Cougar, too). I think he&#8217;s made some remarkable records in his career. But yikes. I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve ever had such an immediate, negative reaction to a record by an artist I otherwise enjoy. My advice: Don&#8217;t buy it. Don&#8217;t listen to it. And if you dig Mellencamp but you&#8217;re not the kind of rabid fan who&#8217;s just gonna adore everything he does, avoid it. It&#8217;ll ruin the guy for you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Went to Newbury Comics yesterday afternoon looking for the new Gillian Welch CD, &#8220;Soul Journey&#8221; (fine disc &#8212; or so it seems on two spins &#8212; but what a friggin&#8217; awful title; this, I suppose, it one of the pitfalls of doing things on your own, no A&#038;R guy to tell you to add a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.themoonhoax.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.themoonhoax.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.themoonhoax.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.themoonhoax.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.themoonhoax.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.themoonhoax.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.themoonhoax.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.themoonhoax.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.themoonhoax.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}